Tuesday May, 9th marked another trip around the sun for Lane Kiffin, but decorum in this space prevents me from giving an exact number of those trips. Just know that the number is somewhere north of 25 and somewhere south of [unintelligible mumbling].
Happy Birthday, Coach Kiffin! #ComeToTheSip pic.twitter.com/CWHkVDbl3f
— Ole Miss Football (@OleMissFB) May 9, 2023
If you were like me and unaware of this milestone until the bird site said so, not to worry, I have some gift ideas that we can go in on together in a grand gesture to make up for not knowing.